Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Like monkeys and Pokemon , masturbation is evolving. Our ancestors used to put a stick covered in termites in their proto-dicks to get off. Nowadays, we have robots that will give us space-age handies with a kung fu grip and lube designed by NASA, I assume.
How to Masturbate If You Have a Penis
I have a small penis but i wanna jack off how would i do it? - guyQ by AskMen
When your average guy hears the word "hand job," it goes through a processing factory that spits it out to his brain as "Dry claw grip parade NOOOO. I'm tired, and I already brushed my teeth. Why are handies considered the embarrassing inbred cousin of the blow job? Because they're associated with the ultimate unsexy sexual attitude: Halfheartedness. We picture them being given in the backs of a car by an ambivalent, inexperienced teen girl to her desperate boner-addled boyfriend who is shorter than her. Or by a recently divorced mom who's too tired to have actual sex with her latest eHarmony date, but since Emma's with Bill for the night, and she cleaned the kitchen counter for company, and she knows that Bill is sleeping with that secretary at the firm, she feels like getting this schmuck off just for spite. It's just so sad.
Fun ways to jack off
Jerking off. My thinking was since women buy books on how to make men cum, what if I could pick up those books and pick some tricks myself? After some serious study and practice, now I know how to achieve the most intense orgasms by myself AND can easily guide my girl to give me nice blowjobs. Contrary to popular beliefs with NoFap community and I've been there too , masturbation is healthy!
We've already given you a guide for how to masturbate if you have a vagina. But what if you have a penis? Here's your guide for that, too — and yes, there actually is a lot to learn.